Oysters

True fact: Oysters are very high in copper. But it turns out that some are higher than others.

Finding a pearl inside an oyster is nice. But this is better.

(Hand model: Mary Bakija)

Pancakes

(Hand model and videography: Mary Bakija)

Mushrooms

I've always been creeped out by mushrooms. The way they can just grow encroach on anything, anywhere, gives me the shivers. And hey, they're fungus — we're supposed to be creeped out by fungus, aren't we?

They're basically foreign growths that pockmark the landscape. So I've pockmarked them with their own foreign growths.

(Hand model: Mary Bakija)

Grommetini

(Concept and provisions: Mary Bakija)

Grommi Bears

(Special thanks to Denver Gregg for suggesting this one.)

Marshmallows

Donut Holes ... With Holes

Everything Bagel

Finally, an "everything bagel" worthy of the name.

Pizza

Yeah, hi. Lemme have a large pie — half pepperoni, half grommets. Thanks.

(Hand model: Mary Bakija)

Grommocado

It's so nice when you can see something small grow into something full-size.